“Rule # 12: Only three types of people tell the truth: kids, drunk people, and anyone who is pissed the fuck off.”
— Richard Pryor (via bl-ossomed)

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mushroomsugar:

*writes “like” on a cigarette and puts it in my mouth*

It’s a simile.

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earthdad:

when you’re just having one of those days

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“I’m not even gonna argue with you!”
— A girl that has been arguing for 30 minutes.  (via senorhoudini)

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landorus:

cashier: that’ll be $4.20

me: bruh

cashier: bruh

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toots-toots:

Am I the only one who keeps their phone on silent 99.3 % of the time

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flowury:

when boys stretch and their shirt does the thing and you can see their belt and the bottom of their stomach that is important

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punkphantom:

malformalady:

A man after a successful heart transplant, holding his old, diseased heart

metal as fuck

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harryll0yds:

my favourite part of this is

a lot of people think that a guy’s foot size is directly related to his dick’s size

so by all accounts, Kristoff was asking how well-endowed Hans was

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citoyenprouvaire:

things literally everyone, regardless of gender, looks good in:

  • suits
  • lacy lingerie
  • eyeliner

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edwardspoonhands:

kawaiimistake:

xelethaine:

mori-girl-life:

Saying Hello to the Dragon.

That is a fucking forest spirit and nobody will make me believe otherwise.

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Crying

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thefourteenthdoctor:

1dfangirlpreferences:

thefourteenthdoctor:

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jesuschristvevo:

i wish i had a little toilet and sink in the corner of my room so i wouldnt have to walk all the way to the bathroom

That’s a prison cell

In prison your food gets cooked for you as well. 

I’m beginning to think murdering people I don’t like wouldn’t be such a bad thing.

you do realize that there’s probably police officers on here, right?

oh no what are they going to do send me to prison?

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